the episode in which Roy Mustang stars in a commercial for terminal illness related health care 

the episode in which Roy Mustang silently congratulates himself on curing himself of his deathly fear of geese

the episode in which Roy Mustang gathers the board of neighborhood planning of his suburb and insists that the ice cream vendors take their hydrogenated oils and transfats elsewhere 

the episode in which Roy Mustang watches the live action movie, “The Last Airbender” 

the episode in which Roy Mustang has an existential crisis after realizing that he can’t make out any shapes in the clouds in his dream and wonders what that means about his personality 

the episode in which Roy Mustang is sick of the government not taking the current state of cuisine seriously, and barges into Congress demanding that it is unconstitutional for them not to be helping the American people learn all they can about pizza 

the episode in which Roy Mustang reluctantly accepts that there is in fact a limit to the amount of people you can fit into a clown car

the episode in which Roy Mustang unsuccessfully fights off being possessed by Satan

the episode in which Roy Mustang makes his opinion on the health care system very, very clear to anyone who will listen even after he is repeatedly told “I’m not a doctor and stop asking if I know the president”

the episode in which Riza Hawkeye works at a telephone switchboard and makes her job more enjoyable by pretending that she is a techno rave DJ while her coworker Roy beatboxes